What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I would have dumped her already but between the 4 hr bjs and our shared love of enjoying thirsty Thursday naked while watching basketball I'd say its the best shot at love ill ever have
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I'm bonding with your girlfriend. I like her. We're plotting your demise.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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