she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
you told us the chicken was mocking you, then proceeded to explain that every time someone reads your mind you accidentally think of something sexual
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Randomize
