Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
woke up in my one night stand's bed and barfed all over her floor. she came back from the bathroom, looked at the vomit, looked at me and said "normally i'd tell you to clean it and get the fuck out, but i remember the sex was good, so i'll let it go." Score.
my mothers day present is going to be not puking at the table during brunch
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
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But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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