ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
he actually said the words "do you want to pet the lizard?" with a straight face as he unzipped his pants
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Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
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Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Our first kiss happened while shot gunning a hit from a gravity bong. Its that type of relationship.
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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