Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
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i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
Woke up with two cats staring at me. One covered in puke thats giving me a look that says it might be my fault. Where am I? Come get me.
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
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It's okay I missed my booty call by two whole minutes so I decided to delete him from my phone and then re-add him as "I am a douchelord"
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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