Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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