Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
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Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
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Drove by a guy getting road head, midday on O Street. That could be us, but you won't let me in your pants when you drive.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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