i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Is it just me or did a policeman park your car last night?
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
It's a beautiful day to be high as fuck
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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