Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I'm just going to eat until there's an actual reason why he wouldn't want to fuck me.
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
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He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I turned off my domesticated goddess switch over 2 years ago and idk how to turn it back on. So in the mean time I'll dodge this gf bullet and eat free steak for as long as possible
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