how hairy? two words: wookie tits
Had sex with the ex last night. Regretting to begin in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... WHYYYYYYYYYY!
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
Was so close to hoppin on it but then I realize it's not a dick and I needed to keep walking. Primal instincts.
Never should have deleted her from my facebook. My new girl is so much hotter than she is, I just want to passive aggressively rub it in her face
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Today was brought to you by the letter B for beer and bourbon and the number fuck you I'm meant to be studying not hungover
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
he came with me to get plan b but they didn't have any. when I started crying he said "come on it's not that bad.. ill go get sandwiches from the vending machine and we'll have our first meal together as a family"
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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