Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Houston, we have a blender
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
I never thought I'd have to apologize for tasting like absinthe and cheetos before tonight
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
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