I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
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I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
I JUST SENT A TOILET SELFIE TO THE WRONG PERSON.
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
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