I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We had on the same team jersey so at the time it made sense to hook up.
Duh.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
Being responsible doesn't make memories.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
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