AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Just called the bar: "hi this is the girl who you kicked out for excessive bleeding, do you happen to have my coat?"
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Get up, biotch, before I come traipsing in there to rip apart whatever god-forsaken spoon you have going on between the two of you and your dog.
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Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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