I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
I should just throw a hundred dollar bill into the wind and walk away... save myself the hangover.
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
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After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
You know, I'm starting to enjoy brazilians. One day I'm going to make a therapist very very happy.
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