I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
so hungover ... i gave my nephew five bucks to go blow bubbles for an hour in the kitchen.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Let's drink lean at the 5 seconds of summer concert. Give the teens a glimpse into their future as dysfunctional adults holding desperately onto their youth. You in?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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