he promised me brunch in the morning so i felt like it was ok....i really need to get a job.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
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yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
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someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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