I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
I don't deserve a penis
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
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