We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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does drinking everclear count as brushing your teeth? because i think they are sterilized
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
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She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
when in doubt, mount your coworker in the staff room.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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