She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I just remembered that he had fake blood all over his face last night. I woke up with it all over my dick. He was 50. Please don't judge me.
he's gonorrhea incarnate
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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