I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
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The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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