id be glad to
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Best friends brother. Beat that.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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