Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
porn star boner night. come get it.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Also, in case they didn’t tell you… there is a chicken living in your old room… so I would assume cleaning that is now on them
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