so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
His kisses tasted like beef jerky and captain morgan. I'm pretty sure I came before he even took my clothes off.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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