its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
wtf he couldnt undo my bra, i asked him if it was his first time and he said "with a girl? yeah"
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
Randomize
