Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
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God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
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No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I'm so hung over that I just tried to send you a screen shot of the cracked screen on my phone.
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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