I cant wait for the day that I tell my daughter I named her after my favorite porn star.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
I was a battlefield of empty bottles and bodies. We though we won, but the booze had the last laugh.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Hey, I shot that toilet dead center, drunk, from at least 6 ft away. I'm a fuckin awesome shot. You guys were completely safe.
Yes, that toilet won't be hurting anyone anymore.... Hahaha
Is she okay?
She may want to issue revenge punches, but medically fine.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
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