I'd wear matching sweaters with you
In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
dude I went to cubs game with my mustache, aviators, and a hooded sweatshirt. Do you think it was irony or fate that there were four 17 year old girls in front of us?
I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
Any particular reason you put 2 smashed up limes in my back pocket last night?
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
Randomize
