The pirates hijacked 3 more ships today!!
we need a boat to join in
Obama is on top of it we'd get killed within mins, but we'd live in legend foreva
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
the fact that i already established a hook up buddy for thanksgiving break is genius
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
Sometimes in life you just have to realize the security deposit isn't worth it.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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