my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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