I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
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You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
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Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Had a grope session with a girl who looked like my Mom and had the same name as her as well. I think therapy is in order.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
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