Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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