the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
the fog machine set off the whole complexes fire alarm
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
My brain is like scrambled eggs. If scrambled eggs were trying to escape out of my skull through my forehead.
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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