ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
I woke up 25 minutes ago and have been high for 20. Impressive?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
It tastes like you we're too lazy to shower and instead just sprayed yourself with Febreeze.
You have a very discerning palate.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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