I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
So which one of you fuckers changed my backgrounds while I was passed out to me holding a chicken like the statue of liberty?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
i realized my signature handshake has now become a hookup. i love what college has done to me.
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