Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Excuse me? I'm weird? You're the one sticking your penis into a pringles can.
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Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
I don't even know. I woke up to a text from someone named Vick saying he was 'legit worried' that I had herpes.
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
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totally just got a week extension on my midterm by telling my prof that I had just found out I was adopted
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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