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(541): View more from Oregon

I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.

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(412): View more from Pennsylvania

My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..

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(770): View more from Georgia

No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.

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(309): View more from Illinois

Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door

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(408): View more from California

we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.

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(862): View more from New Jersey

I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?

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(949): View more from California

how did we start talking about space blow jobs?

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(661): View more from California

Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.

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