Let's just say there is a bloody hand print above my bed and it's not mine. Literally.
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
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The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
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Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
I am eating a fluff-a-nutter sandwich at the gym right now. I brought vodka too.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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