But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
just so you know... i was wasted last night, but the evening is coming back to me in flashes... i made you eat gravy last night, didn't i?
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
Update: that felon in Georgia I slept with is now a police officer. What a wonderful world
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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