i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
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I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
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We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
All I'm saying is there better be a bow on your dick for my birthday
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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