And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I can't even express how horny I am. The English language isn't equipped for what I'm plotting.
Sitting in my kitchen at 3am, craving dick and eating peanut butter instead. I'm not sure how I feel about being 27.
I'm pretty sure my roommate is moving out because her cat likes me better
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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