I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
So how was the sex with me last night?
No worse than usual.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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