Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
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my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
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Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I couldn't find any flowers so I brought her a cat.
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I had a rough night. I'm just gonna lay here and masturbate for a while before I have to go adult.
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