i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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