I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
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The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I'm hiding her cosmo magazine. the only sex tip she needs is to not handcuff her boyfriend to her roommates bed and lose the key
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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