I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Just had to explain my "wine me. Dine me. Sixty-nine me" key chain to my grandma...she took it surprisingly well.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
I need to calm my uterus...
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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