so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
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I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
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It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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