I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
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It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
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I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
In hindsight, drunkenly yelling "I'M TICKLISH" might not have been an entirely wise decision
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
So today the police came to my dorm to look for weed, i didn't have any in the room, so i let them in. they apologized for any inconvenience and then left after finding nothing. then i realized i was wearing gauges with weed leaves on them lol
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