normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
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That's science, my friend. Boner science.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I feel like I just lived out a children's book called "The Day I Went to Law School Stoned"
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Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.