I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I bought everclear. Bring your party pants and some addies
You're not gonna punch me in the face again are you?
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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