I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
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Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
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Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
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