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I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
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that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
I remember her trying to talk to me a few times after we broke up and I'd always change the subject to bagels.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.