I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
there's got to be a less slutty way to tell him the baby isn't his
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Randomize
