so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
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I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Hold on...did you Instagram a picture of you and your boyfriend while you were sending me dirty snapchats?
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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