I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Just applied online. Cant stop hiccupping. May be drunk. Hope they liked my smiley faces.
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
btw i have an angry voicemail of you yelling at me to get you a sandwich or die.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
you said you were a responsible adult. then you licked the wall.
well we could tame deer to let us ride on them. does that work?
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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