We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
people in the room actually applauded when we discovered you had the ability to somehow throw up on your own back
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
I'm definitely drunk. At the gyno. On my birthday. Life is a joooooooke
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